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I am really bad at decribing myself but if you look at my page I suppose you'll get the idea. I can also have a mean sense of humor....sorry. I'll give it ago. I'm a girl and I live in England, my Dad is Irish, my mum is English

My life is run by books, studies, television shows, films and musicians, plus actors that don't even know that I exist. So, you’ll probably find Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, Life On Mars, Ashes To Ashes, Anime, Misfits, Glee and most classics on here. As well as David Tennant, John Simm, Michael Sheen, Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jim Parsons, Mark Gatiss, Cillian Murphy and British comedians. Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant, Jane Austen Books, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and so much more.
I also have a YouTube Page, called http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJewAndTheAsian?feature=mhee
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mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP !

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.

strangelykatie:

Full version of my comic Counting Stars, which I drew for a competition.

The feels. The feels. Beautifully done, and an excellent message at the end. :D

bortky:

One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other

One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other

The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

OMG XD

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acousticechelon:

winterscoming:

oh, sneezing tom. how ridiculously cute.

I’ve never seen someone make a sneeze look so attractive
I mean most people sneeze like this

acousticechelon:

winterscoming:

oh, sneezing tom.
how ridiculously cute.

I’ve never seen someone make a sneeze look so attractive

I mean most people sneeze like this

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moftiss-will-break-your-heart:

cucumberbatchin:

masterfromcatering:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

OH MY GOD

MY LIFE RUNIERS ASSEMBLE NCVBFVHBFVKLBFDSJVBFLKBKFDJBLVD

moftiss-will-break-your-heart:

cucumberbatchin:

masterfromcatering:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

OH MY GOD

MY LIFE RUNIERS ASSEMBLE NCVBFVHBFVKLBFDSJVBFLKBKFDJBLVD

narwhalmeg:

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

All the words I wish I would have said ….
This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

acklesexual:

shewontmakeasound:

takecareincoleworld:

scottzzzz:

every single person on tumblr should reblog this.

All the words I wish I would have said ….

This^^^^

It also has gay porn.

it also has gay porn

(Source: youjustinspiredme)

octavielilou:

tinybro:

tinybro:

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monsieuremilie:

The kiss: dvd vs. live

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a-study-in-221b:

adoah:

Queen Elizabeth II meets Tom Hiddleston at a special ‘Celebration of the Arts’ event at the Royal Academy of Arts on May 23, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Carl Court - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

I love Mr. Hiddleston face while watching at the Queen. *_*

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

WHY HAS NO-ONE MENTIONED THAT HE IS NEXT TO MICHAEL SHEEN!?

a-study-in-221b:

adoah:

Queen Elizabeth II meets Tom Hiddleston at a special ‘Celebration of the Arts’ event at the Royal Academy of Arts on May 23, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Carl Court - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

I love Mr. Hiddleston face while watching at the Queen. *_*

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

WHY HAS NO-ONE MENTIONED THAT HE IS NEXT TO MICHAEL SHEEN!

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]

Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]

Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]

IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES:

Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.

You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?

Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.

LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!

The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1ST. I’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!

Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

[5/20 UPDATE] Dudes you guys are on a ROLL with this! I promised that if it hit 25k notes by the end of this weekend, I’d add another prize pack and, well, it happened. So now instead of three winners, FOUR people will win a prize. Same rules apply as before. The first place winner gets first choice of the prizes, then the second place winner, then so on. So what teas am I adding? CABIN PRESSURE!

The Lemon is in Play, Ottery Kisses, and Polar Bears are BRILLIANT!
And of course this prize pack will also come with a customized tea blend of the winners choice as well <33

Thanks so much everyone! You guys seriously are just the best, and odds are, I may end up adding another prize pack at 35K or something if it actually gets to that o_o

[5/21 UPDATE] DANG GUYS. ANOTHER ADDITION ALREADY!

Not another prize pack, per se, BUT, I am possibly doubling the number of final winners. Basically, when I draw names for the prizes, the people that the winners reblogged the contest from will ALSO win the prize that the person drawn chooses. If the winner reblogged from me or themselves, they’ll still only get one prize. And I’m not going to win a prize in my own contest so….

Anyway, I guess this is a good reason to encourage your followers to reblog the contest from your blogs or something 8D;

[5/24] YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. SO. This has reached 35k. And I said earlier that if I created a Tony Stark blend, I’d add it to the Avengers Prize Pack. Well, I made Tony Stark, so he’s adding. But then I also made Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, and Natasha Romanoff as well. So I’m also going to add THOSE to the Avengers prize pack as well.

And hell, since I’m somehow about to hit 15k followers too (what are you guys even thinking, honestly), here’s another new prize pack so the number of potential winners is increasing:

Both of the Good Omens Teas! Aziraphale and Crowley! <3

Uh…. if this hits 50k I’ll think of something good.

UPDATED!

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